Homeland Security Secretary Nappy and her ilk in charge of our security really are a joke when funny lady Joan Rivers can be kept off a plane. Where is the common sense? I mean Joan Rivers may look funny, but should not instill feelings that give you a “funny” feeling about her. A problem arose when Rivers was preparing to board a plane in Costa Rica that was bound for Newark and presented her passport with two different names: Joan Rosenberg AKA Joan Rivers. The gate agent was troubled by this?
Can we talk?
Joan Rivers is famous – did this person really not know who she is?
Rosenberg is a Jewish name – how many Jewish Jihadist terrorists have attempted to blow up planes lately?
And as Joan put it, “If I were going to make up an alias, I wouldn’t pick Rosenberg. I’d pick Jolie or Pitt. Do terrorists wear Manolo Blahniks? I can tell you Donna Karan does not make anything that hides a bomb.”
Look for a new line on QVC and HSN of Joan Rivers Overnight Kits for long airport stays for innocent Americans who are detained by gate agents with no sense of humor – or make that no common sense.