Joan Rivers – A Terrorist?!

Homeland Security Secretary Nappy and her ilk in charge of our security really are a joke when funny lady Joan Rivers can be kept off a plane.  Where is the common sense?  I mean Joan Rivers may look funny, but should not instill feelings that give you a “funny” feeling about her.  A problem arose when Rivers was preparing to board a plane in Costa Rica that was bound for Newark and presented her passport with two different names: Joan Rosenberg AKA Joan Rivers.  The gate agent was troubled by this?

Can we talk?

Joan Rivers is famous – did this person really not know who she is?

Rosenberg is a Jewish name – how many Jewish Jihadist terrorists have attempted to blow up planes lately?

And as Joan put it, “If I were going to make up an alias, I wouldn’t pick Rosenberg. I’d pick Jolie or Pitt.  Do terrorists wear Manolo Blahniks? I can tell you Donna Karan does not make anything that hides a bomb.”

Look for a new line on QVC and HSN of Joan Rivers Overnight Kits for long airport stays for innocent Americans who are detained by gate agents with no sense of humor – or make that no common sense.

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