CNN must be bored. Why cover pressing news stories when you can talk about Michelle Obama’s arms? I have not really had an opportunity to get after Michelle in a while because the Obama goons have kept her muzzled. This has been much to my dismay because she gave me so much fodder. So I guess I’ll have to settle with poking fun at the media who thinks reporting on Michelle’s toned arms makes a difference to most American women who are watching her traipse around the country wining and dining and wearing her children like arm candy on our dime as she seethes with rage against whitey America. Does anyone really believe the Obama children are anything more than pawns or ornaments – symbols of success? The president brings them out for photo ops on occassion and then shoos them away for his moment in the sun.
So CNN quotes a personal trainer named Rylan Duggan who has noticed that his clients are asking for Obama arms. “The Obama effect has been that women of all ages have been inspired to take responsibility for their health and their body,” said Duggan. “As the first lady of the United States, at 44 years old, and with two young children, Mrs. Obama has shown the world that you are never too busy to take care of yourself and look good doing it too.” Mr. Duggan, we know she’s not too busy to take care of herself. That is all she does. Why do you think her poor mother gets dragged around everywhere raising the Obama children like a nanny. The elite cannot be bothered with children.
Not everyone is a fan though. Boston Herald columnist Lauren Beckham Falcone wrote to Obama, “It’s February. Going sleeveless in subzero temperature is just showing off. All due respect.”
Then CNN quoted this dimwitted twenty-something: “This woman is redecorating White House, trying to raise two children and backseat driving the nation,” Rosen said. “She seems to have time to keep her arms toned, so why can’t I?” Backseat driving the nation?! God help us!
I’ll give you my advice free of charge: Push-ups. Do twenty-five to fifty a day and you’ll have a great toned body with no equipment and it takes 10 minutes maximum. Now CNN can go back to writing something Michelle Obama really knows something about: Pie. Taking my piece of pie and giving it to someone else.